Saturday, May 2, 2009

Thin Is In!

Anyone want to start up a "Lose Weight Fast" club? I'm looking for people who can explain the use of drugs and laxatives and demonstrate the most effective ways to binge and purge. Maybe we could get some Hollywood star to endorse us. Any takers?

3 comments:

  1. I'm in. Just tell me what i need to do.

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  2. I'll eat their food, you know this well, but I refuse to vomit in those disease ridden toilets. I'll wait till we get to the parking lot, thank you very much.

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